OR jokes

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?

Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.

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I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.