OR jokes

Cocksucker

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

Murder

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Emo

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

Gender

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

Memes

Teacher

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Day

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

Cat

Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.

Log

This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.

/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log

Thank you, -Connor

Place

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Life

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Wikipedia

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

Contract

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

Nazi

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

Politician

It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

Diary

My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(

Woman

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

Woman

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.