OR jokes
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said, "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there," the boy replied.
The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" The boy replied, "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing," said the pharmacist.
That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. The girl's father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "You never told me that you were so religious." The boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist."
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
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