OR jokes
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.