ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
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Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
