OR jokes

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

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Thank you, -Connor

Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.

It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(

Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.