OR jokes
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Memes
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
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Thank you, -Connor
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. Iβm impatient.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
I went to the βlists of womenβ page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.