OR jokes
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.