Onomatopoeia jokes
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
Omnom.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
