"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" πππππππππ
Onomatopoeia Jokes
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What is a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Why Jake?
FRRR N
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
GOOGOO?
RTY!