Onomatopoeia jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
What is a snake鈥檚 favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
