What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
GOOGOO?
RTY!
