Onomatopoeia jokes

Cow

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bull

When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"

Train

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train!

Snake

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.

Train

What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?

Chew-chew train! Hee hee!

Name

How do you name a Chinese person?

You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

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  • Butt

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    The butt.

    The butt who?

    The butt goes mooooo!

    Milkman

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Milk man.

    Milkman who?

    Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!

    Cow

    Knock knock.

    Who is there?

    Cows go.

    Cows go who?

    No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!