Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Onomatopoeia Jokes
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Omnom.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Why Jake?
FRRR N
