Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Omnom.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
