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when hotline bling i only need one thing

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child*

Why can't men play baseball? Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

Bully: have u ever heard of a brain

Stupid kid:no

Bully: u should go get one

Stupid kid: wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

that one depressed friend

What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. if im a donut the hole used to be where i put my feeling and happiness. but people snatch it away from me. anyway,can someone put a hole in my physical body too? i kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for ace from one piece

My wife cheated on me with my brother She didn't have a sister so I improvised and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come

My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-

one time i was my uncle he said to me to pass him the marble in the floor all i heard is my but claping with his sasuge

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.

But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.

i was going to tell a joke about a mirror but it seems that im looking at one

any one remember the following

I have green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrieks dick

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?

My aim is cursed one of my angry birds hit a field

Earnie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Earnie "how did you sleep?" Earnie replied with "I slept amazing I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life." Burt replied with "good to hear, I slept amazing too, I had a dream that I was in heaven surround by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."