One jokes
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!