One jokes
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.