Mr.beast challenge in Memphis be like last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Q. What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A. The empty one!
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have ONE DOLLAR
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped the rapist was the one getting PTSD...
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks? - one is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans Nobody likes the black ones
Israel is so fat when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he says "the one on the roof"😂
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.
Whats difference btwn BTS and Futurama? Theys only one bender in futurama
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
