How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
why did the cat cross the road?
to make a catastifi on the road
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
floor on the road
wut did the pickle do on the road it said im pickle rick
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5min later I found fell it in gutter
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming? Fresh road kill.
why didi the hiken cross he roadAnswer Answer a (the man he said He's to rape the people on. The side on the road chi
why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
Why did the orphan die on the road..... because they had no one to hold there hand.
Once a bird went to search for food then suddenly he grain on a road when he saw a Bullock cart he said that's to far away then the Bullock immediately cam and the king bird came and the deceitful bird said sorry majesty I was wrong to eat this on the road and then he died and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it
Two plus two is four Minus one, that's three, quick maths Every day, man's on the block Smoke trees (Ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda) He's got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy) He's got the frisbee (Few) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin') If she ain't on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut Nose long like garden hose
