On The Road jokes
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Floor on the road?
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What’s big and black on the road?
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.