On The Road jokes
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
Community talk
I, your name, do solemnly swear Not to off myself, think about offing myself Or continue thinking about offing myself Without reaching out for help after listening to this song Sometimes I see her on the sidewalk, biking on the wet chalk Spelling out their names, and I feel insane 'Cause I know it's just a game that I'm playing with my brain I don't see her, but I see her And I know it isn't real, but I fake it anywa… Read more
I now have 6 followers so 44 more to go on the road to 50 followers
I forgot to inform you that I saw some random guy having meth withdraws on the side of the road Wednesday. It looked crazy man was tangled up in his coat he had his mouth wide open his head was violently shaking and twitching it was shocking