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Abortion

    • A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

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    • Sister

    • So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

    Michael Jackson

    • The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.

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    • Toaster

    • What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

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    • Old memes

    Priest

    • What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.

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    • Shower

    • What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?

    If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.

    Doctor

    • A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

    The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

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    • Surprise

    • How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

    He said, "Best surprise ever!"

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    • Rape

    • What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

    Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

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    • Big Bang

    • The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.

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