The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think youâre beautiful, letâs get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, donât tell my mom that weâre dating!! She wonât let me date! Letâs keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and Iâm 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think youâre cute!! Wanna date? I donât think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Hereâs my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Donât tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, Iâll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, youâre not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.
Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people donât even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why itâs called âWorst Jokes everâ not âBully people forever.â So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who donât even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
âAddison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?â I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Old ladies are non existent.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.