OH jokes

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

One day I went to talk to my friend.

"Hi John!" I said.

No response.

"Oh, yeah."

I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

"Hope that helps!"

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Monster: “I will devour your family.”

Orphan: “Oh.”

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?