OH jokes

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...

Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."

One day I went to talk to my friend.

"Hi John!" I said.

No response.

"Oh, yeah."

I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

"Hope that helps!"

What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

- Sure.

Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]

Monster: “I will devour your family.”

Orphan: “Oh.”

The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.