OH jokes
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
uh oh
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.