OH jokes
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"