OH jokes
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"