OH jokes
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?