OH jokes

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

My friend: To get to the other side?

Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.

My friend: Oh.

Me: Knock knock.

My friend: Who's there?

Me: The chicken.

Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

The 3 life rules:

1.

2.

3.

Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

Me: I'm afraid of random letters.

Therapist: You are?

Me: [screams]

Therapist: Oh, I see.

Me: [screaming intensifies]