Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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OH Jokes
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance πΊ π joke is good ok for kids."
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
