When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
