Offensive jokes
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.