Offensive jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.

There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.

Dad, why are we here?

Because you're not loved.

My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!

There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

Your fat!

What’s the best thing about a blowjob?

The ten minutes of silence.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.

Why do white people colonize everything?

To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.

Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?

Because someone already killed their 👑.

Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.