What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock
There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense
What's red and runs up your leg? A homesick abortion.
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
a man bought steroids from Amazon.com... he was expecting a big package to cum!!!
when you were born your mom said you were out of bounds so you went flying out of the hospital
how is your cerial o wait.
Why can black people can post offensive jokes about making fun of white people but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people because white people have white privilege does it cycle?
(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died it’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine
why did theautistic kid walk across a busy road?... He was chasing is mind and got hit my a car
so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair
what do you call a man who offended an nfl player...
odin floyd
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
nice cock bitch
i got my sister a book and she cried there but i forgot she was blind
Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.
What does a frozen loading screen and a make a wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way
