Offensive jokes
Nice cock, bitch.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Memes
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
69, 420, 21.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.