OED jokes
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.