What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
OED Jokes
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
