OED Jokes

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk. Especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

My friend that use to be married was making jokes about me being short then I told him you're marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal

Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!"

She gave him a puzzled look. "on what?"

"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."

Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."

What is the difference when I have my Dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine

O I forgot you dont got one birches such my dick

this mute kid was getting made fun of.. o told him to speak up for himself