OED jokes
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
why??
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!