OED jokes

What do orphans eat for breakfast?

Daddy-O's.

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!

New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.

Haway Five O.

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.