OED jokes
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
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Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
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Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Orphan
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
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