OED jokes
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Memes
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
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Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Orphan
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
O-Block
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.