So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
-He couldn’t find the right s o l u t i o n.
T H E R E I S N O A F T E R L I F E
There's a sexy milf that lives next door the only thing better is her 8 Y/O
How do you spell "cognitive mess?" J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
I know this isn't about glue but here's one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Why do a orphan starts with an "O" because they Only see there parents in their dream.
boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.
why cant an orphan get caught o the hub they have no parents to catch them
Me: i am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans
Friend: what was the first
Me: the- they weren't always orphans
friend: o-o
how is your cerial o wait.
all o dem
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
