OED jokes
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
o o a a.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
All of them.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
God creates a mosquito :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth.
Angel: weird... but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: .-.
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)