Octopus Jokes

Anonymous

ur mom

luke

why did the octopus did not get a tent beacsue it had tentakls

kit

how do you make a octopus laugh ten tickles

what do you call a female octopus an octopussy

hannah super funny

what do you call an imposter octopus

octosus

worst boy

cousin. hay is tha an octopus. me. yes what it is just a octopus. cousin. oh yeah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! octupus touch me!. me. what it is just one… ummmmm dad cousin d

Anonymous

What do you call an annoyed octopus?

Octopissy.

Cassidee

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid? A white octopus isn’t in the K K K!

dev

how do u make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles! hahaha

Eli and amelia

What do you feed a group of octopus for desert? …Octopie!

mr. butthole

what do you call a octopuse on land?a spider duh

Daniel King

Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?

Because he was well armed!

Anonymous
in Priest

Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one

Anonymous

What sea creature can add up? A octoplus

Anon

What’s a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____

Anonymous

What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy

Sophie Rodger

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok * tickles person B ten times *

Sophie Rodger

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok tickles person B ten times

JOKE LOL!

what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!

Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse

Yourself

What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!