What do you call an annoyed octopus?

Octopissy.

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid? A white octopus isn’t in the K K K!

how do u make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles! hahaha

What do you feed a group of octopus for desert? …Octopie!

what do you call a octopuse on land?a spider duh

Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?

Because he was well armed!

Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one

What sea creature can add up? A octoplus

What’s a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____

What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok * tickles person B ten times *

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok tickles person B ten times

what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!

Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse

What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!

A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says “Hey, looks like he can’t play that!”, and the octopus says, “Play it? As soon as I get it’s pajamas off, I’m gonna fuck it!”

How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?

You Octoply obviously

octuspus

How do fish get to school ?

On a octobus

Lol

How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele

i like turtles