What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Octopus Jokes
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
