Octopus

Octopus Jokes

Toilet

Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?

Because he had a toilet call in the drain.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

People

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

Girl

Why were the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

Cousin

Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?

Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.

Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!

Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].

Difference

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

Banana

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

Heterosexual

Why don't heterosexual πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like πŸ™?

Priest

Why does a penis taste like octopus πŸ™?

Stupid question πŸ˜’ πŸ™„ even the catholic church β›ͺ πŸ™ knows that one.