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Octopus Jokes
why did the octopus did not get a tent beacsue it had tentakls
how do you make a octopus laugh ten tickles
what do you call a female octopus an octopussy
what do you call an imposter octopus
octosus
cousin. hay is tha an octopus. me. yes what it is just a octopus. cousin. oh yeah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! octupus touch me!. me. what it is just one… ummmmm dad cousin d
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid? A white octopus isn’t in the K K K!
how do u make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles! hahaha
What do you feed a group of octopus for desert? …Octopie!
what do you call a octopuse on land?a spider duh
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
What’s a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok * tickles person B ten times *
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok tickles person B ten times
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!