Annoying

Anonymous

What do you call an annoyed octopus?

Octopissy.

Difference

Cassidee

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid? A white octopus isn’t in the K K K!

Tickling

dev

how do u make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles! hahaha

Desert

Eli and amelia

What do you feed a group of octopus for desert? …Octopie!

Land

mr. butthole

what do you call a octopuse on land?a spider duh

Beat

Daniel King

Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?

Because he was well armed!

Priest

Anonymous

Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one

Sea

Anonymous

What sea creature can add up? A octoplus

Water

Anon

What’s a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____

Ca

Anonymous

What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy

Time

Sophie Rodger

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok * tickles person B ten times *

Time

Sophie Rodger

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok tickles person B ten times

Money

JOKE LOL!

what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!

Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse

Legs

Yourself

What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!

Bar

Anonymous

A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says “Hey, looks like he can’t play that!”, and the octopus says, “Play it? As soon as I get it’s pajamas off, I’m gonna fuck it!”

Number

SyArAh

How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?

You Octoply obviously

Octopus

octopus fan

octuspus

Fish

happy

How do fish get to school ?

On a octobus

Lol

Dose

happy

How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele

Turtle

Anonymous

i like turtles