What has eight legs and doesnβt rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What has eight legs and doesnβt rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Why don't heterosexual π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ suck a π because π π π π π π π tastes like π?
Why does a penis taste like octopus π?
Stupid question π π even the catholic church βͺ π knows that one.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.