What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
ur mom
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
Whet
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Hello there, have a good day!
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
