Octopus jokes
Octopussy.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 馃殎
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don鈥檛 worry, he鈥檚 okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 馃ぃ馃悪馃悪
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Ur mom.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
Whet
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Hello there, have a good day!
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!