I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.
Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat of course
ur mom
Why did the octopus cry ? Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
Whet
What do u call an octopus dad? an octodad
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares.
Hello There have a good day
How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Itenticle.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
