Ocean

Ocean Jokes

Crash

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Whale

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

Mussel

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

Bin Laden

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Shark

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Mom

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

Titanic

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?

The lobsters in the kitchen.

Pirate

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

Titanic

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"