my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Ur mama so fat that when she when to the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even know your fatter than me
Why is the ocean blue?
A: because the fish go blu-blu
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding School
Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter than me
Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
Your momma is so fat when she got in the Pacific she became the Pacific ocean Your mama so ugly she got everything for free
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Yo forehead so big it reseaves more the the pasific ocean!
what is a fish without i's fsh
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
