FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in galilee during the roman occupation? An Itallian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I'm a butcher.
I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
Why do Orphans become Hookers? They can call someone daddy.
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher. Its [SODAPRESSING]
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“because they always wanted a daddy”
Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room
what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since
a catholic priest
