What did the mama nut say to her son? “If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line? “To be or nut to be.”
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess? A chess-nut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip? A mustach-io
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew? It was nut funny.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter nut tell you.
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Why do squirrels love dick? Because it produces nut.
What kind of nuts come in cans? Creamed a-corn.
Why did the nut go to the bank? To cashew its check.
Which nut is the best at playing tag? Catch-yous aka cashews.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie? The Creature from the Black Legume.
Which type of nut goes to outer space? An astro-nut.
Which nut is worth the most? A cash-ew.
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
