What do you call a nun on a bike? Virgin mobile
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
What activity do nuns and whores have in common? Ans.: Genuflection
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
2 tight ends and a wide receiver
@ the N-word of ur dreams , why u not say nun on the fuckin community? u should talk on ther my g.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone and the nun says yes a fucking hot girl
pray too god her inside her head i'm scared of god
What's the definition of suspicious.....,,A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field 💀
What would throw between a priest and a nun a bottle of whiskey
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."
Nun means no one likes them just take of that dumb hood
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with"
Me: "Nun"
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a javelin through her neck.
One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”
what does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
NUNYA Business!
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
what do you call the nun that hates for paul walker mother treesa
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.
