Numbers jokes
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.