Numbers jokes
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).