Numbers jokes
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Memes
didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"