Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
1273 depression got the best of me, i'm gonna cry in my room now
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said "I know you wanna." Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two now they're a sensitive topic.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?
Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
tyler m is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
