There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
What do you call a blck man in the dark?
- Nothing
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
you know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing
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Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo is a hobo remember he doesn’t have any money
you know why I have so low IQ? its because the left side of my brain gets nothing right and the right side of my brain has nothing left
what did the dad say to the kid nothing he went to get the milk
I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Ever heard of the band 'Nothing but thieves'? Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
whats the difference between my dad cumming and cancer. nothing they both stain
I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
The school shotter when the cops show up be like:
Aint nothing gunna break my stride, aint nothing gunna hold me down. Oh oh. Ive got to keep on moving.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
My Cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my Cat is a Democrat!
IN THE MORNING AT 6:30 AM
Teacher : who fought in the world war I ME : Trump & Biden Teacher: Oh ok ..... well good job class see you tomorrow and study your books
AFTER SCHOOL
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing ''She looks at her clock'' Teacher : And now I am sewed
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
