What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
what did the dad say to the kid nothing he went to get the milk
whats the difference between my dad cumming and cancer. nothing they both stain
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
