You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain
whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
What did the orphan do when he got punched? nothing cause his parents werent there! :)
Q:What did the ocean say to the boy? A:Nothing!Oceans don ́t talk silly!
Whats the difference between your mom and a troll? Nothing they both look the same.
what does an orphan do on school parents day :nothing
Roses are red, chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and still get let down!
Try to make a joke. But not about yourself. Well I have nothing
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
what is the difference between a cow and me
nothing
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight- nothing
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug
Nothing
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme. When he got back to put the thyme away he relized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing it was just a big waste of your thyme.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single fucking soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG
you know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
Sonic Says"if your ever bored and have nothing to do then just punch an orphan in the face who are they gonna tell there parents?
