Nothing jokes
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"