Nothing jokes

Man says, "What's Ligma?"

Woman says, "Ligma balls!"

Baby says nothing, she transgender.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

What do orphans do after they win a game?

Nothing, they have no one to play games with.

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

What do you call a legless table? Nothing.

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?

Nothing.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

Nothing lasts long these days!

As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"

Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

What do you call a sad Doge?

What?

Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."

Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.