What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
