Not jokes
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.