Not jokes
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-