Not jokes
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
The earth is not round.
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