Noose jokes

What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

If the noose breaks, stab yourself!

If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!

If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?

The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.

A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.

Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.