New Noose Jokes

(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.

Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable

my gay ass: i want to find jesus religous mom: FINALLY me: grabs a noose

u mess with goose he strain out all of your body juice

u mess with goose he hang u with noose

are you a noose cuz i wanna hang out with you

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

Which way is quicker to die? Noose? or Slitting my throat?

I am not making a noose I am making a unsubscribe button for life.

Ok so not a joke but like- There's. A. Fucking. Noose. In. My. School. Gym.

im so skinny i could use floss as a noose

if the noose breaks, stab yourself! If the knife is dull, shoot yourself! if the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*

noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."

a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.

A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied. Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say,"What? It wasn't my fault."

Please stop hurting people's feelings. Or they'll hang around the house.

So there's Fred and Frank, now they've been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he's depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here's how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge to harshly)

Frank: Yo Fred: hi... Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah.... Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: ....... Frank: what? I've got some noose (news) for you Fred: ... I( Frank: fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don't wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: *sigh* you know....you really can't rope me into this competition.