New Nock Jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?

Not Johnny.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ligma.

Ligma who?

Ligma balls.

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, baby!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fishes.

Fishes who?

Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!

My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hair.

Hair who?

Hairhairhairhairhairhair!

You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.

Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.