No one jokes
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
No one has my back like my dad.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.