No one jokes
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈