Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible and you will hurt so many people that love you. That’s why no one will be hurt.
So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says "No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*".
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
no one: literally no one: Abraham Lincoln: *dies* John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are🐺🐮
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
i know why nobody like my comment because they got no sense of humor, thats why they dislike it now i know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets laugh =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES
Why is an Orphan good at being naught? Bc they don't have no one to tell them of
so i walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff and no one ever told me you cant put put phones in the bathtub
Why do orphans have No parents? Because no one loves them.
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Are you still a virgin If you do IT With no one?
why are you mad becuase no one wants to adopt me
Why can,t orphan have sex because they have no one to call daddy
alright so i have a few orphan jokes im gonna put them all in one message.
why cant orphans be gay? they have no one to call daddy.
why cant orphans go on a field trip? parent signiture:______
new teacher: i used to be an orphan as a kid students:hahaha teacher: is anyone missing? students:no one just your parents
why did the orphan become a prostitute? they kept calling everyone daddy
why do orphans have the iphonex because it has no home button
One day a snail got robbed by two turtles. The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles)
