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How did I know where you would go next?

Oh, I felt it in my bones!

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."

The doctor says, "Next, please."

What do lesbian vampires say after sex?

"See you next month."