Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Newness Jokes
New groupchat??
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Hi, I'm new here.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
