the death of JFK must have splattered on the news
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed? Ground beef
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Ok is this the new thing saying Gwen in your "joke" then people will comment and u can make more friends. If so then i really need to be saying Gwen more in my "jokes or chats".
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies. It's a canariel disease, untweetable .
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.
A guy when back to his apartment,5 Minutes later he said to the receptionist,”it doesn’t fit”so she gave him a new key
DH: What did Vegeta say to Bulma? A: What? DH: Can I show u my new move it's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK. :)
-Dark_Humor
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Did Delaware a New Jersey? Idaho Alaska
What it actually means (Did dela wear a New Jersey? I don’t know I’ll ask her) Ps. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here
New windex ad
You should get windex for that dirty mind
so a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said hi i'm your new dad the kid did not think about it and then he did and said but i already have a dad the mom said that was not your real dad
I have a new joke. My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now leashing!
What is the similarity between a orphan and the new spider man movie there's no way home
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new groupchat??
