Worst Jokes Ever
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.