Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they donβt even have one!
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Biden... get it?
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
You're homeless, you orphan!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Why couldnβt the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
