Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
