Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.