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Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if you jump and yell "parkour," it’ll just be a failed stunt.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
