Worst Jokes Ever
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Dark humor.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Ur mom gay dab.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.