Worst Jokes Ever
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Parents...
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?