Worst Jokes Ever
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Tell who we are.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
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If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.