Worst Jokes Ever
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.