Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Worst Jokes Ever
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Iron jug.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Racism.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
