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Worst Jokes Ever
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
