Worst Jokes Ever
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.