Worst Jokes Ever

Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"

"Sofishticated."

Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.

When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.