What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Parents...
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
