Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.

A fake name and a fake phone number.

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How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

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Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?

"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."

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